Five Ways to Scream, "I’m a Tourist" On Your First Visit To Florida
Without Saying A Word
Dress The Part
Nothing says, "I didn’t quite think this through" like someone walking through a theme park in the wrong clothes. By dressing like you are heading out to the club, you can guarantee that everyone will know you are a theme park rookie. Some excellent choices in attire when trying to be the most visibly uncomfortable person in the park include high heels, cocktail dresses, tuxedos, evening gowns, turtle necks (it’s ...